johnmaine: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my dad will beat you up.
johnmaine: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my dad will beat you up.
View Articlejohnmaine: How I wish I had a Sylvia Plath.
johnmaine: How I wish I had a Sylvia Plath.
View Articlejohnmaine: Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why. For if...
johnmaine: Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why. For if we don't find the next whiskey bar I tell you we must die.
View Articlejohnmaine: I want to change my name to Boomer The Dog.
johnmaine: I want to change my name to Boomer The Dog.
View Articlejohnmaine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLQO4RUgJw&feature=related We're...
johnmaine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCLQO4RUgJw&feature=related We're all looking for love.
View Articlejohnmaine: goodnight. good night. good. night.
johnmaine: goodnight. good night. good. night.
View Articlejohnmaine: I wanna do right, just not right now.
johnmaine: I wanna do right, just not right now.
View Articlejohnmaine: I want to live in a house with no ceilings.
johnmaine: I want to live in a house with no ceilings.
View Articlejohnmaine: You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.
johnmaine: You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.
View Articlejohnmaine: If you are in a terrible mood, think about how it would feel to...
johnmaine: If you are in a terrible mood, think about how it would feel to get hit by a train. I'm in a better mood now.
View Articlejohnmaine: "Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others...
johnmaine: "Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go." ~William Feather
View Articlejohnmaine: I feel like a productive Sunday is in order.
johnmaine: I feel like a productive Sunday is in order.
View Articlejohnmaine: We exist in more than time and space.
johnmaine: We exist in more than time and space.
View Articlejohnmaine: I got out of bed today staring at a ghost.
johnmaine: I got out of bed today staring at a ghost.
View Articlejohnmaine: Pharoahe Monch says, "get the fuck up!"
johnmaine: Pharoahe Monch says, "get the fuck up!"
View Articlejohnmaine: If I had a boat, I would sail to you.
johnmaine: If I had a boat, I would sail to you.
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